Thursday, August 31, 2006

Stone Ground: deathly funny

i told you i was sick
bring back my flowers
it killed me to be nice
too late to tszuj

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Good evening! How delicious of you to drop in. Would you care to join me for a moonlit stroll?

Look! What an unusual collection of headstones out here in the middle of nowhere. Oh, let's do examine them.

You see one that bears my name? Surely not! If that was my grave, why, I'd have to be… undead.

Perhaps you should take a closer look, just to be certain. I'll be right behind you....

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Who says the dead don't have a sense of humor, morbid though it may be. For Hallowe'en, stroll through the Stone Ground cemetery at JamieCo Design. No body—with a pulse—minds if you shop for gifts with these epitaphs on your way... out:

A little dirt never hurt anyone
Are we there yet
Bring back my flowers
I told you i was sick
It killed me to be nice
Look out below
My feet are killing me
Too late to tszuj

are we there yet
my feet are killing me
look out below
a little dirt never hurt anyone

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